THE OFFICIAL APBA 350 POUND TRIPLE-CHEESEBURGER CLUB


Welcome to the Official APBA 350 Pound Triple Cheeseburger Club.  This is a list of the biggest eating guys in APBA:


KEVIN DUCKWORTH

-President of club, record holder of most triple cheeseburgers devoured in one sitting, at 16!

"THE BIG O", OLIVER MILLER

-Vice President of club, can give Duck a run for his money on a good day!

"BIG" STANLEY ROBERTS

-Treasurer of club, once spent the entire treasury fund on triple cheeseburgers, and then proceeded to eat them all himself!

ANTHONY "PIG" MILLER

-Loves bacon on his triple cheeseburgers, once ate an entire bacon triple cheeseburger with the works in three bites!

"FAT" IKE AUSTIN

-He's big, he's bad, and he's pissed.  When Ike was pulled from the Triple Cheeseburger club last month, he filed an official protest!  But he's back with avengence, and vows to eat more cheeseburgers than any other member!

(Picture not available since they are still unable to find a wide-lens big enough to capture his entire image)
JOHN "HOT PLATE" WILLIAMS

-Founder of club and chartered memeber, once a decent player in APBA, but ate himself out of the league!


The following is a list of 300 pound shooting guard, 3-point specialists who are honorary members of the club:


Dennis Scott
George McCloud
Terry Mills